Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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