Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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