I must be too annoying 4 u.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
