She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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