Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i came on her dog
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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