He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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