Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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