I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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