from now on my penis is your penis
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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