I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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