i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
