i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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