Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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