Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
