Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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