Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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