YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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