She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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