hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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