so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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