I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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