if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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