I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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