"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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