I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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