Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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