this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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