Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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