We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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