Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
COCAINE IS GR8
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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