Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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