East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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