Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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