I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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