This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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