i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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