I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
