FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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