Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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