Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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