Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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