i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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