break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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