In the future we'll all be gay
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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