At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think your dad took our porno
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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