Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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