She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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