do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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