I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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