Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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