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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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